Sidhu Kalakals -Part 1

This is not cricket season..but Sidhu's comments are evergreen. I think he has got a masters degree in using metaphors and idioms..Sidhu's feat with his words, has attracted more audience, than his feats with the willow. Here are some of the Sardar's best quotes.


1. That ball went so high it could have got an airhostess down with it.

2. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

3. Experience is like a comb that gives you life when you are bald.

4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados. "Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."

5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter. ( the famous 952 record test match)

6. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India,but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.

7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!

9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!

10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
BUMBLE - Make a mess of, destroy or ruin / Walk unsteadily

12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
DODO - Extinct heavy flightless bird of Mauritius related to pigeons

14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
This is sidhu simple at his best....

15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala. One falls and everything else falls!