Sidhu Kalakals -Part 2

Sidhu's continues here again !! This time a the real picture of the Sardar for you. His sense of dressing (particularly the matching durbans) definitely deserves mention. I am expecting the World Cup, obvioulsy for Sidhus' commetary also. For Kalakkal's Part 1, Click here

01. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.

02. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.

03. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.

04. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.

05. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

06. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain, T&T. "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."

07. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

08. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

09. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

10. The cat with gloves catches no mice.

11. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

12. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

13. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
this is real kick-ass comment mann, as my friend Abishek will say !!

14. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

15. After Srinath falling down to stop a ball.."he has fallen down like a couch of potatoes"

For Kalakkal's Part 1, Click here

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Sidhu Kalakals -Part 1

This is not cricket season..but Sidhu's comments are evergreen. I think he has got a masters degree in using metaphors and idioms..Sidhu's feat with his words, has attracted more audience, than his feats with the willow. Here are some of the Sardar's best quotes.


1. That ball went so high it could have got an airhostess down with it.

2. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

3. Experience is like a comb that gives you life when you are bald.

4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados. "Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."

5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter. ( the famous 952 record test match)

6. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India,but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.

7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!

9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!

10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
BUMBLE - Make a mess of, destroy or ruin / Walk unsteadily

12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
DODO - Extinct heavy flightless bird of Mauritius related to pigeons

14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
This is sidhu simple at his best....

15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala. One falls and everything else falls!

Mepco Slangs

Frequenly Used Words of Mepco... (girl's hostel terminology namaku theriyaathu paa...)

Aadugali - Dancer /Member of Fine Arts Club
Abscond - EscapeAll Clear - passed in all exams
Assignment – Always to be Blind Copied
Bulb - Disappointment
Computer Lab - Place to impress girls with your nerd'iness
Dochu - less beautiful girls (less fortunate)
DMS - Dochugal Maruvazhvu Sangam (Patrons of Dochus)
Download - Number 2 ( enna oru kandupidipu)
Durge - Astonished
Electrical Lab - where transformer and induction motors run on DC connection
Electronics Lab - where the bread-board never works and CRO always shows sine wave
English Lab - Thallathu Keekuthamma (Sleeping Place)
Fire - Two girls who are very close friends (walking together….talking.together..)
HMT - Hand Moving Technology ( ithuku mela explain panna veikaatheenga)
Kankaans - Show no interest, Kandukaama Porathu
Library - Place for silent sighting, playing book cricket
MAP - Mentally Affected Person
Mama - Guy with some Grey Hair
Mann Alli Podrathu - Wasting somebody's time, particularly during the day before exam
Maths Department - Police Station, where kurku visaranai happens
Matter - Porn Magazines / Porn CDs
Moodu - Shut Up
Munima - Girls who stop their tamil conversation when some boys pass by and start peter'ing
O Podu - Used in chorus for no reason (mostly for a super hero act or stupid act )
Oothikichu - Failed in a exam
Paasamalar - Boys with sister sentiment
Peter - Boy who shows off his English language skills, in front of girls
Pillayar Kovil - Place for hours together kadalai, exam time prayers
Psycho - anybody and everybody
Scoot - Skip a written exam
Sol - Girl who socializes too much
Thee - Superb / Excellent
Valiyal - Idli kadai speciality, half cooked omlette (nothing to do with Jollu )
Workshop - Place to display your strength - over file the specimen, break the wooden pieces etc